Being a graphic designer allows me the unique ability to surf around the internet all day looking for photographs and clipart to use in my work. While I surf around on these sites I am amazed at the amount of complete crap that is flowing around on there. I see drawings that I can't even believe made it on a site, let alone for somebody to actually use. So as I looked around today for the word “meal” I decided to start grabbing images that I thought were absolutely hilarious and give them little descriptions below. This should help you blow about 3 minutes of your day, so enjoy.

 

My sandwhich smells like Bells palsy.

 

Donna thought to herself, "I sure hope Donald likes baked scabies, because that is exactly what he is getting".

Nothing says home cooking like Maria's famous asain children and Squash omlettes.

 

Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots.

 

"Mom, Billy is drinking his orange juice and touching my crotch again!"

Fuck you you stupid fucking apple!! Who's the big man now?!

"Excuse me, Judy, while I get this glass of wine. My you are developing nicely, aren't you?"

"Honey, the zombie doesn't want to see your bed-pan. Bring it to mommy."

 

Hi. I'm Zach Morris and I want to tell you how I prepare my brain toast each morning before I head down to torment Mr. Belding.

Oh fuck. Did I just mash a small infant in these potatoes?

Pick up your room, Mike. Don't touch your sister there, Mike. Don't mix a gallon of anti-freeze in with the orange juice, Mike. Shut up MOM, GEEZ!!

ARRGGG!! PORRIDGE BAD!!!

HA!! And everybody said I couldn't cut off King Kongs enormous nipple!!

Shrunken heads are SO COOOOL I just shit my pants!!

Chicken: 1 , Teds Face: 0

Tom giggled with joy as he saw the pot of boiling oil on the stove. He began laddeling it on his tongue and squealing with delight.

Mother Fuckin' Pancakes Biatch!!!

 

Vicky couldn't believe Tom had the audacity to fondle his genitalia at the dinner table before they were even finished with their appetizer.

Robert sniffed his mound of pure columbian gold with glee.

 

It was Habib's turn to eat dinner with Merrick the Elephant-Man, but he still wasn't comfortable with it on the inside.

It was a family tradition that every Easter they would dress Tommy up as a jawa and make him eat yogurt until he shit his pants.

 

 

-LaVarious
4 -20-06