As we left off our brash TIE fighter pilot has made it to the cat-tree of power through the deadly canyon of laundry and has decided to climb up the fur covered nastiness to get some sort of transportation out of this god forsaken hell hole. Lord Vader commands he file his TPS reports upon his arrival. He will also have to come in on Saturday to play catch up since Vader killed a few of the office workers with his mighty force choke power.

TIE: Christ, that was one hell of a climb. If I didn't have this ultra sweet mask my eyes would be swollen shut and I might possibly look like that fat bitch Missy Elliot.

TIE: AHHHHH!! I AM FALLING AND THERE IS A BIG THUMB STUCK TO MY HEAD!!!!

TIE: UGH! Look at my knees!! They are inverted like a goat's. I wonder if I can eat tin cans? Why am I bleeding? Oh, cruel god, you have tricked me and given me life the second I have a horrible fall. You gave that whore Pinnochio life after he was tag teamed by Gepedo and Jimminy Cricket.

TIE: I see you looking at me up there god and I will have my vengence. If you look at me closely I am shaped like the number 4. Why 4? Because I know you hate the number 4 you commandment giving ass!!

TIE: HAHA, you thought with inverted knees I wouldn't be able to climb up this dander infested mess, but goats are nimble creatures on the sides of mountains. Strike one up for goat-boy! Does anyone have a tin can?

TIE: My precious TIE Fighter...how I long for your sweet sweet embrace. Calgon take me away!

TIE: Heil Hitler, you Transforming pieces of shit. I hope you all get arthritis!!

TIE: How about I give you some arthritis before I leave this demented land of Blair Warner and little Tootie rip-offs. Taste my Ecto-cooler ass hats!!!

Optimus: With my Gold-Bond ray of death I will destroy you goat warrior!

TIE: You moron!! I lost a wing and am going to crash into that large retro floor fan in the background. May my death destroy you as well!

TIE: Its Miller Time...

TIE: Damn it, I am leaking Kool-aid again. I knew I shouldn't have had that Mega-Bladder-Buster from the 7-11 before I left. LaVarious, your girlfriend is going to be pissed when she sees all the fucked up stuff you have done to the carpet tonight.

Optimus: I am either short-circuiting or I am doing "jazz fingers". Either way I am going to summon my god. Goat boy,....your time has come!!

R2D2: Bleep blop blert

TIE: AHHHHH!!! What the hell is this shit?! You are like waist high at the most you little bastard!!

Optimus: Well, when you snort Energon like Tony Montana at his desk it tends to have adverse effects. Who would have thought R2D2 had a pituitary gland? Remember to drink your Ovaltine!

R2D2: Bleep bleep bloo blur

TIE: Put me down you uruly mutant!! The Death Star is so going to whip your ass when it hears about this!

TIE: Oh, so your going to lock me away in your chest cavity and want me to come tearing out when Ripley is eating lunch? I think not R2-ASS2! I will summon my god and he will have his way with your robotic ass...

TIE: Sure, keep heading to the East and don't mind the shadows. Just follow the trail of Reeses Pieces you retarded trashcan.

TIE: HAHAHA...vengence is mine!!!

ET: ET....Horny....

The End

PS. No, it doesn't make a bit of sense to me either.

-LaVarious
10-21-04