I woke up around 3pm today and first thing I did was call an old apartment complex I lived at to have them come to my apartment to exterminate the midgets. That was a fun start to the day.
Around midnight we were bored so decided to drive down to the nearest Wal-mart. We drove past this scary Chinese takeout place that was in a gas station and I decided we HAD to take a picture of it because any food you were sure to order there came with a complimentary infection of ebola.
At Wal-mart I started to document Lori's purchases, but she got pissed and started flpping me off and beating me about the face, chest, head, and neck; so I ran for the toy department to lick my wounds and small children.
After we made our purchases I saw this friggin sweet bull ride for small children, so I had to hop up on it and model the sexiest pose I could muster sitting on a mechanical plastic bull at 1:30 in the morning. I am brining sexy back.
At Wal-mart I had to purchase an original looking Starscream from the original Transformers series. I tore the little bastard open when I got home so he could guard my computer monitor for all eternity, or until I knock him on the floor and forget about him like I had all of my other monitor totems.
