Sunday, December 03, 2006 Saturday night in bizarro world...
After I woke up around 3pm I pretty much spent the rest of the day running around and purchasing a bunch of shit I really didn't need, like 12" Venom figures from Target. No, I couldn't only get 1 I had to buy 2. Why? Because I am retarded. After the shopping bonanza I needed to feast, so I decided to hit up Texas Roadhouse since I was no longer on a vegetarian diet. I turn off the interstate and see a mass of people swarming about outside. I laugh and can't believe my eyes and HAVE to drive into the parking lot to check this mayhem out. As the picture above illustrates this place was jam packed, with patrons spilling out from the sidewalk into the parking lot. You would have sworn there was a zombie uprising happening or some shit, but no...it was just a bunch of hungry mongoloids wanting to get their steak on. This was at 9pm on a freaking Saturday. Needless to say we decided to go elsewhere for dinner where it didn't look like the crowd waiting to get into the hottest new club in the city.
Around 1:45am we decided to make a Walgreens run because we were bored. Yet again I was happy as hell that I carry around my digital camera no matter where I go. In the lip balm isle I found the tube of crap above. It is called Chicken Poop and I guess you smear it on your lips. I couldn't put this shit down. Yes, those puns were intended. Checkout the website here.
As I was doing my Chicken Poop photoshoot my nephew starts dying laughing and tells me to turn the tube over and read the back. I was surprised and somewhat relieved to find out that Chicken Poop does in fact not contain any actual poop. Who the hell would use this shit(pun intended)? I mean lets say you were out on a date and your date gets up to use the restroom, but a tube of Chicken Poop falls out of her purse and onto the table as she leaves. What the hell do you really think to yourself while she is gone? I guess the real question would be: Are you still there when she returns? I bet you would be you sick deranged bastard.
