This section now contains all of
my pranks both incoming telemarketing pranks and outgoing retarded
pranks. I decided to start doing outbound calls again and I didn't
want to create a new section for it, so now you get the combo-pack.
Enjoy!
Prank Calls Below |
Descriptions |
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I give Peter a call, I called him earlier
last week as a little girl. This time Cletus is asking Peter
out and Peter accepts, but the timing just isn't right for
an encounter.
11-22-06
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I get tired of all the midgets infesting
my apartment and tell the apartment community to come over
and spray for them.
11-19-06 |
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Someone called my phone and didn't say
anything except some background noise, so I called back as
a little girl and left him a disturbing message.
11-18-06 |
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Another call is hijacked from the Turkey
Baster prank, but I think Kevin would really enjoy that
it was here too.
11-16-06 |
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I stole this prank from my Turkey
Baster prank, but it is a good stand alone call. Cletus
calls a kid to ask him why he has been messing around with
his girlfriend.
11-16-06 |
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A Magical Magician calls me and I get tired
of his smarmy attitude so I throw my phone and squeal like
a girl because something must have latched onto my face.
4-25-05 |
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Tom Cruise calls me from India to ask me
if I'd like a Chase Platinum card, but instead of me he gets
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
8-16-05 |
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Jason Williams, from India, decides to
call me about my Chase account and offer me all sorts of wonderful
things like jewel encrusted yard gnomes to keep my account
happy. At first I act like I am a tard and then I decide to
let him listen in as I play Battlefield 2 on my computer.
7-28-05 |
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First we get a lady who is trying to
social engineer info out of me and I call her on it, ask
for her supervisor and get hung up on. While I am still
laughing about her I get a call on the other line and it
is her co-worker offering the same crap. This time I talk
about my time in NAM and the dirty whore that gave me the
herpes.
6-28-05 |
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I get a pre-recorded message telling me
to stay on the line for some free money, I decide to irritate
the hell out of this Indian telemarketer by trying to get
a fighter jet to go back to Korea. She wasn't amused.
6-09-2005 |
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This is a LONG ass call. We are talking
about 20+ minutes and 3 operators. We cover the topics of
warlocks, we sing songs, and then we are threatened with the
arrival of the police. I love telemarketers.
6-09-2005 |
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This time I get a call from a credit card
company who outsources their calls to India. The poor lady
on the other end has no clue what I am talking about as I
spew World of Warcraft jargon out and ask her about the card
assisting a druid.
5-26-2005 |
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A woman calls me on behalf of a bank and
offers insurance. I pretend that she is threatening me. I
really like gum.
5-25-2005 |
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This woman rambles on for 3 minutes like
a robot while stating the lady of the house's name 4,000 times.
I decide that at the end of the call I am a robot. Funny?
Not funny? I don't know, but thought you'd like the robot
and awkward silences.
4-28-2005 |
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Yarr! Tis be Cletus the Pirate and I
don'ts need me any loans on me home equity. Click the icon
to the left to listen to the call.
4-18-2005 |
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It is Sunday and this telemarketer calls
mainly to hear about pirates and satan while offering me a
"pirate Visa". Click the icon to the left to listen
to the call.
4-17-2005 |
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Cletus is drunk and his kid is answering
the phone to help people out. Click the icon to the left to
listen to the call.
4-13-2005 |
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Cletus is having connection issues and
then his damn kid gets on the phone to annoy people. Click
the icon to the left to listen to the call.
4-13-2005 |
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Cletus is a simple southern man who wants
coverage on his new car, but he should probably pay more attention
to the corn he is cooking and less on the conversation. Click
the icon to the left to listen to the call. 4-12-2005 |
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Cletus is a simple southern man who wants
a good rate on his loan, too bad his children act up in the
background. Click the icon to the left to listen to the call.
4-11-2005 |
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Listen in to the first recorded prank
ever on my brand new equipment and be amazed at how I turn
a Visa offer into my husband beating the shit out of me. Click
the icon to the left to listen to the call. 4-8-2005 |
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